- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
Source: denzelgtfo
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
(via chanels-vogue)
Source: nannajane
Q:i hope i'm not bothering you, but i really just wanted to know if you bought your prom dress online or not.. sorry.
I ordered a dress from izidresses, selected the latest possible arrival date as may 9th, I didn’t receive it. Instead they claimed the dress arrived at my house and we turned it away and wouldn’t accept it. Not true. So I bought a different dress from lord and taylor and we’re working on getting our money back from izidresses. They’re unreliable, rude, and terrible in general.
Ugh I’m so needy I seriously I hate it when I get like this
It’s so easy for me to get invested in things and literally all that does is makes things more complicated than they need to be. I want to get too close to people and then I push them away. This is so frustrating, I just want to sleep all afternoon.
I’ve seriously been so happy lately and I can’t tell you people how grateful I am for that.
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